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Welcome Mats

By: modePublished: 07/12/2003
 
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I wouldn't know.

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    I agree with the pic for our house (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.15.2003 3:33:26 PM EST)

    Given the layout of it and parking facilities, one of the back doors is the only sensible entry.


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    Sorry, no entry (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.13.2003 2:13:16 PM EST)

    one way traffic only .... outbound!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Yeah, she says that (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.12.2003 5:00:20 PM EST)

    But when push comes to shove she makes a shitty hostess.


    The "she" here NOT referring to Mode. Hehehehehe.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I have one of those! (4 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.12.2003 10:42:27 AM EST)

    But it's a tatoo, on my lower back of course :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    With a door mat like that... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (07.12.2003 8:33:55 AM EST)

    Id be leery of going in. Id be willing to bet the welcomes been wore out. A revolving door may be a dead give away too. ha ha

    this would be perfect (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (07.12.2003 7:34:13 AM EST)

    I'd should buy one of these for my boss ralph. Ill bet he would like it.

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    Now (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.12.2003 0:21:06 AM EST)


    I guess that would depend on whose back door it is.

    Personally the only back door guest I allow is toilet paper.

    hahahahahahaha

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