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What You Can Expect From Marriage

By: obiwanPublished: 07/18/2007
 
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That's basically the feeling. You have been warned.

What You Can Expect From Marriage

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    I remember shopping for rings with my first wife. (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (07.20.2007 11:39:02 PM EST)

    The sales gal asked how it felt. I said "Binding", thats the last thing I remember.

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    How does that go? (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (07.18.2007 4:51:41 AM EST)

    With this knife, I thee wed?

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