"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
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#3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her ass has its own congressman.
Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung? A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Okay, I'mma put this rocket in my mouth and you fire up a cigarette lighter. We'll get Bill to take the picture and Wooden Shoes can submit it to Goofball.
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