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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000

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When The Stupid Are Bored

By: woodenshoesPublished: 07/30/2003
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God, I hope it lights.

When The Stupid Are Bored

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    You must register to participate in this discussion. (0 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (07.30.2003 9:28:57 PM EST)

    He looks like he's experienced, LOL!

    Nice shot!

    They're both dumb (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (07.30.2003 6:30:19 PM EST)

    He's got it in the wrong end to begin with.

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    I could see (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (07.30.2003 3:40:33 PM EST)

    this on fox stupid teenagers stunt goes wrong...lmfao

    IF.... (2 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.30.2003 12:13:13 PM EST)

    ....You're going to stick something explosive in MY mouth, it better not be fireworks!

    (however, it better make me see them!)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Hmmmmmmmm (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (07.30.2003 8:29:11 AM EST)

    You gotta wonder about a guy that likes things to explode in his mouth.

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    Hmmmmmmmm (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.30.2003 2:28:16 AM EST)

    You gotta wonder about a guy that likes things to explode in his mouth.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Hmmmmmmmm (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.30.2003 2:26:48 AM EST)

    You gotta wonder about a guy that likes things to explode in his mouth.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Yeah I can hear 'em now (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.30.2003 0:22:22 AM EST)

    Okay, I'mma put this rocket in my mouth and you fire up a cigarette lighter. We'll get Bill to take the picture and Wooden Shoes can submit it to Goofball.

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