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When The Stupid Are Bored

By: woodenshoesPublished: 07/30/2003
 
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God, I hope it lights.

When The Stupid Are Bored

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    Deepthroatrockets.com (0 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (07.30.2003 9:28:57 PM EST)

    He looks like he's experienced, LOL!

    Nice shot!

    They're both dumb (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (07.30.2003 6:30:19 PM EST)

    He's got it in the wrong end to begin with.

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    I could see (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (07.30.2003 3:40:33 PM EST)

    this on fox stupid teenagers stunt goes wrong...lmfao

    IF.... (2 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.30.2003 12:13:13 PM EST)

    ....You're going to stick something explosive in MY mouth, it better not be fireworks!

    (however, it better make me see them!)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Hmmmmmmmm (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (07.30.2003 8:29:11 AM EST)

    You gotta wonder about a guy that likes things to explode in his mouth.

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    Hmmmmmmmm (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.30.2003 2:28:16 AM EST)

    You gotta wonder about a guy that likes things to explode in his mouth.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Hmmmmmmmm (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.30.2003 2:26:48 AM EST)

    You gotta wonder about a guy that likes things to explode in his mouth.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Yeah I can hear 'em now (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.30.2003 0:22:22 AM EST)


    Okay, I'mma put this rocket in my mouth and you fire up a cigarette lighter. We'll get Bill to take the picture and Wooden Shoes can submit it to Goofball.

    hahahahahahahahaha

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