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Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung? A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
I could see
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started by
bigjohn2
(07.30.2003 3:40:33 PM EST)
this on fox stupid teenagers stunt goes wrong...lmfao
IF....
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started by
misspk
(07.30.2003 12:13:13 PM EST)
....You're going to stick something explosive in MY mouth, it better not be fireworks!
(however, it better make me see them!)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Hmmmmmmmm
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started by
simonsez
(07.30.2003 8:29:11 AM EST)
You gotta wonder about a guy that likes things to explode in his mouth.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Hmmmmmmmm
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started by
tjshere
(07.30.2003 2:28:16 AM EST)
You gotta wonder about a guy that likes things to explode in his mouth.
Hmmmmmmmm
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started by
tjshere
(07.30.2003 2:26:48 AM EST)
You gotta wonder about a guy that likes things to explode in his mouth.
Okay, I'mma put this rocket in my mouth and you fire up a cigarette lighter. We'll get Bill to take the picture and Wooden Shoes can submit it to Goofball.
hahahahahahahahaha
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