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Whitney's Receipt

By: modePublished: 07/13/2003
 
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They still sell dime bags?

Whitney's Receipt

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    LMAO@50 cent coupon (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.15.2003 3:30:37 PM EST)

    Hahahahaahhahaha. ^5 Mode


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    YES (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (07.14.2003 7:43:16 PM EST)

    I guess dime bags ARE sill available...and untouched by inflation!

    Why .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.13.2003 2:16:25 PM EST)

    would you want to suck a Skittle through a cracked pipe?

    Why would you buy a cracked pipe in the first place?

    Why am I here?

    Why are you here reading this dumb comment?

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    OMG! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.13.2003 11:18:44 AM EST)

    How would you like to spend the night with a stuck-up crack addict who's having a sugar rush and OTR? *shudder*

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I think the employees ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.13.2003 8:20:45 AM EST)


    are sampling the stores products.
    My Shit Load subtotal comes to $423.60
    LOL

    What are skittles? (2 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.13.2003 0:28:36 AM EST)


    and why is a dime bag ten dollars?

    I'm lost Mode.

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