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Why I drive

By: rogerPublished: 07/28/1999
 
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Yes, I would like a helmet with a face shield.

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been there, done that (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.21.2000 3:17:44 PM EST)

i hate it when bugs fly in ur mouth while you ride your bike.
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That has got to hurt!

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