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Will Work For Sex

By: misspkPublished: 09/25/2003
 
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I'll give him honest work...or I'll honestly put him to work, whatever.

Will Work For Sex

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    with some ladys (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (09.25.2003 3:26:50 PM EST)

    sex IS work


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    He's lucky (5 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.25.2003 8:26:14 AM EST)


    I would need a much bigger sign.

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    This reminds me of a limerick (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.25.2003 7:06:56 AM EST)


    There once was a man from Nantucket
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