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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she bought a is solar-powered flashlight!
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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
until she eats it, them momma's gonna be real proud.
It's tied up
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started by
bd2son
(10.28.2005 9:28:51 AM EST)
zero to zero in the fifth inning and she's trying to pick a winner!
yup yup
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started by
donutncoffee
(10.28.2005 0:14:24 AM EST)
dig deep baby
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