"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."-On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000
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"It's basically the same, just darker." — Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons (1991)
Snapple Facts
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday
dumb
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 11:21:35 AM EST)
this is dumb
True Story
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started by
deadmanwalking
(06.29.2000 2:10:55 AM EST)
There's an old age nursing home near me that is on top of a hill. One day an old bag in a wheel chair decided to make a jail break. She got out into the parking lot, headed down the steep driveway and picked up too much speed. She flew right across the busy street at the bottom of the hill and crashes into the house across the street. The owner of the house comes out to find a wheelchair, an old bag, and two artificial legs scattered across his front lawn. She was injured, but survived.
that might be fun
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started by
dolcie
(06.29.2000 0:09:38 AM EST)
if i wasnt an old fart (not that I am)
Make fun of old of old people, its fun
yo
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started by
rook30505
(06.29.2000 0:05:11 AM EST)
that happened to me once
Spank my ass!
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