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is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
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Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef.
They just left their wives/sisters in the car to scare thieves away.
naaaa
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thecritic
(01.10.2005 1:06:39 AM EST)
you gotta have at least one tick hound
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vmax97
(01.10.2005 0:18:55 AM EST)
And not even a triple XXX!
It's only kinky the first time! LOL
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