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For The Redneck Who Has Everything

By: bigjohn2Published: 01/10/2005
 
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Well almost everything here it is the redneck car alarm...oh the neighbors are going to be so jelous...

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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: I always thought
    By: tjshere
    Date: 01.10.2005 8:23 AM EST


    They just left their wives/sisters in the car to scare thieves away.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    They just left their wives/sisters in the car to scare thieves away.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!


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