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For The Redneck Who Has Everything

By: bigjohn2Published: 01/10/2005
 
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Well almost everything here it is the redneck car alarm...oh the neighbors are going to be so jelous...

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    Title: Now that is .......
    By: thegrandpatron
    Date: 01.10.2005 10:22 AM EST


    a Bitchin' car alarm.

    Waaa hahahahahaha
    Oh baby that cracked me up.

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    Now that is .......  
    started by thegrandpatron
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    a Bitchin' car alarm.

    Waaa hahahahahaha
    Oh baby that cracked me up.


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