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Coke and A Smile

By: jim23322Published: 12/19/2000
 
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Look, a new type of vending machine! Is it regular or diet?

Coke and A Smile

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    who (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 9:13:20 PM EST)

    ever this is just had to be embarased

    Is that going in, or (0 replies)
    started by akocurek
    (12.19.2002 1:24:40 AM EST)

    coming out?

    byhyun (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.16.2001 11:15:29 AM EST)

    ¾È³çÇϼ¼¿©.byhyunÀÔ´Ï´Ù.<

    I think it is real (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.31.2000 5:23:44 PM EST)

    And anyone with a half a brain knows that glass coke bottles are not very comon.

    who thinks this is real? (0 replies)
    started by thesandman33
    (12.21.2000 12:30:10 PM EST)

    What a bunch of fucking gullable people you guys are! Anyone with half a brain knows that glass doesn't show up on x-rays like this! A little bit a crappy photoshop work is all this is!

    The sandman

    yeah... (0 replies)
    started by XorsistXtreme
    (12.21.2000 2:00:32 AM EST)

    that'll teach you to drink pepsi.

    Hmmm...I smell a fake, (among other things....) (0 replies)
    started by bjshadow
    (12.20.2000 1:23:28 AM EST)


    rrewq, Maybe the person slipped, broke their hip, then fell on the bottle.

    Betcha the paramedics where laughing for day about that one!
    "Help, I've fallen and I can't reach my Coke!"

    Ride the Log Ride: you WILL get wet!!

    Coke is (0 replies)
    started by ameritech1
    (12.19.2000 9:49:58 PM EST)

    Id like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony,Id'like to buy this woman a coke and keep her company!

    Fizzy (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (12.19.2000 8:41:34 PM EST)

    Doctor I have a weird bubbly sensation in my asshole.

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!

    i had a grandmother once... (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (12.19.2000 6:20:13 PM EST)

    ...who swallowed a coke bottle, and then she swallowed a pepsi to get rid of it

    Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

    New item! (0 replies)
    started by Megatron
    (12.19.2000 2:09:55 PM EST)

    Uteris comes with handy bottle opener attachment.

    Uh, I don't think so.... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.19.2000 2:00:45 PM EST)

    I don't think glass would show up on an x-ray.

    wat a sick basterd (0 replies)
    started by hellmo51
    (12.19.2000 2:00:30 PM EST)

    who would stick a coke up their watever

    HELLMO51

    He had the coke.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (12.19.2000 11:54:01 AM EST)


    ...but did he have a smile?

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    The fabulous felching brothers..... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.19.2000 10:29:01 AM EST)

    Must of lost their gerbil, Mr Tickles, and grabbed the first thing they could find.

    There... (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (12.19.2000 9:32:48 AM EST)

    There of course is a website about people getting things stuck up da' ass. Check the cool links, I think its' there.

    Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

    no time (0 replies)
    started by lulu
    (12.19.2000 8:43:15 AM EST)

    for an IV! I need some damn coke, NOW!

    Fake! (0 replies)
    started by rrewq
    (12.19.2000 4:13:36 AM EST)

    This has to be fake, unless this poor soul has 1 broken hip, 1 artificial hip AND a coke bottle up his/her ass!! haha

    Cool! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.19.2000 1:47:03 AM EST)

    Now THAT... is an X-Ray.

    Payton? (0 replies)
    started by AcidInterval
    (12.19.2000 0:50:02 AM EST)

    That must be payton.

    "Did I just say that outloud?"

    *Internet killed the radio star!

    NO WAY (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (12.19.2000 0:24:05 AM EST)

    .

    woohoo..first (0 replies)  
    started by cwickman41
    (12.19.2000 0:23:41 AM EST)

    worthless bottle opener

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