"Saddam Hussein now sits in a prison cell, and Iraqi men and women are no longer carried to torture chambers and rape rooms." —Bush, remarks on "Winston Churchill and the War on Terror," Feb. 4, 2004
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. — Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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#147 Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic.
Yo Mama ...
is like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
One Liners
Q: Why can`t lesbians put on makeup and diet at the same time? A: Because it`s hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay sitting on your face!
sigh... miles and miles away, yet so close in heart!
(swooning yet???)
-pretty good for one-handed typing, eh?!
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