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Me and My Sitter

By: bear220Published: 04/23/2008
 
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An old picture of me and my babysitter.

Me and My Sitter

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    Looks (0 replies)
    started by dickgoesinya
    (11.09.2008 10:54:45 AM EST)

    Like dad will be in divorce court for boning the baby sitter but it will be worth it.

    Trample The Weak Heardle The Dead!

    I (0 replies)
    started by bustercherry
    (04.24.2008 2:44:57 PM EST)

    have this but it is an animated gif, the kid pulls the blouse down.

    bustercherry

    He's pointing at..... (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (04.24.2008 1:00:04 AM EST)

    milk, got milk??? She does. there's the faucet, let me at 'em !!!!!

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    Let me ask ..... (0 replies)
    started by inchpecker10
    (04.23.2008 7:32:55 AM EST)

    just where would you have her sit today ??

    I would make her pick me (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (04.23.2008 5:11:36 AM EST)

    up so I can squeeze those luscious melons!

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