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is so ugly you have to take Dramamine just to keep eye contact.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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started by
dickgoesinya
(11.09.2008 10:54:45 AM EST)
Like dad will be in divorce court for boning the baby sitter but it will be worth it.
Trample The Weak Heardle The Dead!
I
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bustercherry
(04.24.2008 2:44:57 PM EST)
have this but it is an animated gif, the kid pulls the blouse down.
bustercherry
He's pointing at.....
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started by
apeman0817
(04.24.2008 1:00:04 AM EST)
milk, got milk??? She does. there's the faucet, let me at 'em !!!!!
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
Let me ask .....
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started by
inchpecker10
(04.23.2008 7:32:55 AM EST)
just where would you have her sit today ??
I would make her pick me
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  started by
ajk454
(04.23.2008 5:11:36 AM EST)
up so I can squeeze those luscious melons!
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