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Hey Beertender

By: rogerPublished: 12/13/2004
 
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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (12.13.2004 8:09:33 PM EST)

    And Pistol 2....Good comment.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    this is great (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.13.2004 3:51:58 PM EST)

    now you never have to leave your area...

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    started by cheney
    (12.13.2004 1:13:57 AM EST)

    That setup looks a bit fishy to me. If you ask me,the urinal drain is leading straigh back to the beer taps!

    The pistol club (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (12.13.2004 0:45:19 AM EST)


    drink til 12 and pistol 2

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