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A side by side pictoral comparison of Clinton and Bush engaged in various sports. Take a look at the guy we used to have - Clinton is really not so bad in comparison.
At least he doesn't look like he throws like a girl ...
Georgie Girl Tosses One
Bubba Rolls One
C'mon, what do you think?
Based on this alone, I think Congress should be thankful we no
longer have a Republican president. Not that any of them have
been winners in either side, but the last three Republicans were
Bush, Reagan, and Ford?
Please post any comments to this below - we'd
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not even
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started by
paparoach1
(02.08.2001 3:05:47 PM EST)
girls throw like that
We're going to infest
Suck my balls!
(1 reply)
started by
LordKrijon
(01.10.2001 10:58:46 PM EST)
You goddamn communists! Every last one of you democrats should just move to Cuba with all your ninja friends!
Bush sure does look like a pansy in this shot, though!
...Because he used those special parts to build his robot friends...
Georgie Bitch
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started by
bemisc
(07.18.2000 2:47:31 PM EST)
What a fucking pansy
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