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Random Quote
"I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple." — Al Gore, when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple
Snapple Facts
#29 On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"
One Liners
Q. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? A. Because they have cotton balls.
Quick Joke
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He's not gunna get a lot of nourishment from those boobies! He's gotta supplement somehow!
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