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You Don't Know Jack

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/06/2000
 
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Jack always wins.

You Don't Know Jack

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    I know (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.15.2003 10:49:01 PM EST)

    thats right mr. daniels will kick your fucking ass.....

    Haha (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.18.2001 10:32:47 PM EST)

    Nice. Really nice.

    what a woman (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.17.2001 2:28:38 PM EST)

    I hope his parents can see this so his dad can say he is the proud father of two young women.

    Hey Buddy (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.06.2000 11:13:28 PM EST)

    Why don't you come up here to Tennessee and let me show you how to drink and hold it down.Jack Daniels is held down in these parts.I am no redneck but A major Harley bitch.

    yeah loser, i bet he looked like you (2 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.13.2000 1:23:48 AM EST)

    who does this faggot think he is comparing himself to carson, dont ever look at this picture again rook30505

    that looked like me... (1 reply)
    started by rook30505
    (10.12.2000 10:08:58 PM EST)

    except I crapped my pants too.I was drinking all day,then went out w/some of my friends.I passed out in a bar and my boys carried me to my friends jeep,where I pissed and shit my pants.It'ss only happened once,but that was enough

    "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

    hey dawgs (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.12.2000 5:16:23 PM EST)

    hey if any of yall want a place to stay you can stay with us in our apartment but you can not put on a performance such as this one
    dean

    hey this is dean (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.12.2000 5:14:13 PM EST)

    can anyone tell me how old gall looks in this pic?

    hey guys this is lou (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.12.2000 5:12:39 PM EST)

    this might be the funniest thing i have seen in a while carson needs to thank us for humiliating him on this national website i want to say hey to all of my boys and write me if you can at rocks14@aol.com gall are you nice? yes and so is all your danknug smokin doodles take it easy on the "high school twat" neil whats up man trap is really jolly hittin the dosha and zack shultz? right.... call me sometime ok

    what? (0 replies)
    started by yellowm3
    (10.11.2000 11:22:51 PM EST)

    what? ahh j

    Puke and Rally (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.11.2000 10:39:44 PM EST)

    Cane,
    Boy you got to learn to hold you liquor down. Be Jolly at Georgia.

    jolly boy (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.11.2000 8:43:22 PM EST)

    I bet that the kid in the Georgia hat could drink the dead guy under the tabl cuz he is a super jolly bad ass. He is so buttah that he can drink all his friends under the table. So kido your a bad ass.

    What the... (0 replies)
    started by gloy
    (10.11.2000 8:26:03 PM EST)

    Is he dead?! So, who killed this poor innocent boy?

    CANE YOU DEUSCH BAG (0 replies)
    started by jgall
    (10.11.2000 1:59:49 PM EST)

    CANE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF??? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST PUSSY IVE SEEN IN MY TIME...
    LATER FELLAS

    that's MY bottle! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.11.2000 11:47:17 AM EST)

    excuse me, what is lou doing with the hands?

    HAHA CANE (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.11.2000 10:56:10 AM EST)

    Hey Cane, do you remember when Will completely racked you in Aruba and took you outside and beat you and poured beer all over you? How about the hot water and cold water with shaving cream and tp?!?!?!? Come on Cane, you should do better than this!!!!! Lou is nice, so are all you guys minus the Cane.

    ARE THESE YOUR CANS?!?!?! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.11.2000 0:12:07 AM EST)

    NO! No!
    I cant carry all of these!!!!!
    Hey anyone got a pic of Kevin's when we were all on top of the car?? I'd like to get that.
    From--->Matt Foley

    dirty (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.10.2000 10:34:06 PM EST)

    how dirty is the kid that posted this... he must be a stinky little bastard

    Nothing has changed. (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.10.2000 10:30:57 PM EST)

    I went to school w/these guys. Nothing has changed.

    how nice is the cane?? (4 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.10.2000 10:14:13 PM EST)

    Ah I love it! The fellas are getting their jollies real nice and proper. It's buttah, flat cash and sooo dirty. Nice photography stinky. ~ VV

    I know these kids (0 replies)
    started by george
    (10.10.2000 10:12:55 PM EST)

    I went to high school with them in georgia and the just graduated last year.

    Litespeed (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.10.2000 9:22:48 PM EST)

    Just for the record, that's not piss.

    Litespeed (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.10.2000 9:21:26 PM EST)

    Just for the record, that's not piss.

    TOUGH ASSES (0 replies)
    started by hotshot241
    (10.10.2000 9:09:02 PM EST)

    These guys obviously have big ones - they really know how to party

    This is bucket.

    Is that Lewis?? (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.10.2000 9:08:41 PM EST)

    Hi ya Lou! who is that little kid in the background?

    VV

    TOUGH ASSES (0 replies)
    started by hotshot241
    (10.10.2000 9:08:02 PM EST)

    These guys obviously have big ones - they really know how to party

    This is bucket.

    Sneaky (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.10.2000 9:03:17 PM EST)

    So, who really killed the CANE?????

    trapper (0 replies)
    started by yellowm3
    (10.10.2000 7:57:06 PM EST)

    these guys rule!!

    Stupid Yankees..... (0 replies)
    started by jimjack
    (10.10.2000 4:45:53 PM EST)

    ...Can't handle their liquor.

    jimi

    OH MY!!! (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.09.2000 9:42:10 PM EST)

    I know these kids! i used to go to high school with them in Savannah, GA! How amazingly FUNNY!!!

    Typical Yank (0 replies)
    started by punanimuncher
    (10.07.2000 6:16:39 PM EST)

    Typical fuckin yank. Doesn't know how to handle his drink like a man. Come to Scotland and we'll teach you all how to drink.

    Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.

    Holy shit! (0 replies)
    started by Loki
    (10.06.2000 11:20:03 PM EST)

    Holy shit! I know these guys! They used to go to my school! In Savannah, GA!

    Days of Yore (0 replies)
    started by Murney7
    (10.06.2000 12:16:49 PM EST)

    Ah memories of sneaking round the back of the store after getting somebody to buy drink me then passing out for people to shave my pubes and eyebrows

    Ahhhh - youth...... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (10.06.2000 10:48:00 AM EST)


    This looks like a bad episode of "That 70s Show"!

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    I tell ya... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.06.2000 10:33:48 AM EST)

    These high school kids try to drink as much alcohol as possible in the shortest amount of time and wonder why they pass out after an hour and miss the rest of the party.

    This should be a lesson to all you kids out there NOT to be the first one to pass out. Try to pace yourself so your the LAST ONE to pass out.

    OK, the guy pissed in his pants but at least his friends didn't write all over him.

    Real bad, (0 replies)
    started by BriRedfern
    (10.06.2000 9:35:20 AM EST)

    Yeah that's right, this sucks.

    What? (0 replies)
    started by Cristina78
    (10.06.2000 2:33:07 AM EST)

    Suicide... I'm sorry, what did you said?
    Can't understand a thing...

    that happens at like every party (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.06.2000 0:49:17 AM EST)

    what's with these people? can't handle it is all...
    Think you can outsmoke us man I'm callin you a liar, cuz my bowl, my bowl, is settin on fire


    ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

    they look (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (10.06.2000 0:22:00 AM EST)

    underage to me they must have raided dad`s stash

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