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Yo Mama ...
is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
One Liners
Q: How can you tell when a boy becomes a man in Afghanistan? A: When his diaper moves from his ass to his head.
The ones with ego's bigger than their heads are dangerous too.
It's been said....
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started by
tjshere
(07.27.2003 10:56:01 AM EST)
That a gentleman rests at least half of his weight on his elbows. If she expects that courtesy she'll have to date orangutangs.
Wow
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started by
MisterMontyMonkeyMan
(07.27.2003 8:56:20 AM EST)
I don't mind admitting that I'm scared of women who have boobs bigger than their heads.
now those
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started by
bigjohn2
(07.27.2003 0:01:58 AM EST)
are giant boobs...
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