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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002

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"When I got through the twin pregnancy, my abdominal skin was such that I had to fold it up and then stick it in my pants."
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Q: How can you tell when a boy becomes a man in Afghanistan?
A: When his diaper moves from his ass to his head.

A Keeper!

By: thecriticPublished: 07/27/2003
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I wonder if she has back problems. Ah, who cares.

A Keeper!

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    WOW (0 replies)
    started by nhnative
    (07.27.2004 1:52:22 PM EST)

    To big I think. Its more then a mouth full

    I'm all for big... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.28.2003 8:20:53 AM EST)

    ...As long as their real.

    Not a chance in "Ripleys Believe it or Not" heaven.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    I remember now (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (07.27.2003 11:15:22 PM EST)

    kinda reminds me of my date to the senior prom

    LMAO @ Monty (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.27.2003 4:19:48 PM EST)

    The ones with ego's bigger than their heads are dangerous too.

    It's been said.... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.27.2003 10:56:01 AM EST)

    That a gentleman rests at least half of his weight on his elbows. If she expects that courtesy she'll have to date orangutangs.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Wow (0 replies)
    started by MisterMontyMonkeyMan
    (07.27.2003 8:56:20 AM EST)

    I don't mind admitting that I'm scared of women who have boobs bigger than their heads.

    now those (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (07.27.2003 0:01:58 AM EST)

    are giant boobs... is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

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