"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." sign in a Budapest zoo
#63 The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Q: How can you tell when a boy becomes a man in Afghanistan? A: When his diaper moves from his ass to his head.
The ones with ego's bigger than their heads are dangerous too.
It's been said....
(07.27.2003 10:56:01 AM EST)
That a gentleman rests at least half of his weight on his elbows. If she expects that courtesy she'll have to date orangutangs.
(07.27.2003 8:56:20 AM EST)
I don't mind admitting that I'm scared of women who have boobs bigger than their heads.
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