"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart
#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her blood type is Ragu.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".
The ones with ego's bigger than their heads are dangerous too.
It's been said....
(07.27.2003 10:56:01 AM EST)
That a gentleman rests at least half of his weight on his elbows. If she expects that courtesy she'll have to date orangutangs.
(07.27.2003 8:56:20 AM EST)
I don't mind admitting that I'm scared of women who have boobs bigger than their heads.
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