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Yo Mama ...
is so fat she's got her own area code!
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Q. What's the difference between an elephant and an old Italian woman? A. About 50lbs and a black dress
If she keeps buying
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j9nh
(06.19.2005 6:12:55 AM EST)
bras that are too small, her balloons are going to pop!
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