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#94 Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
yea
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.09.2000 12:42:12 PM EST)
do you know where i can buy a drunk companion?
shit
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 4:25:21 PM EST)
I think the pictures get por and poor everytime!
Salary Raise
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started by
pilot1401
(11.04.2000 8:36:38 PM EST)
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reason:
-I do physical labor
-I work at great depths.
-I plunge headfirst into everthing I do.
-I do not get weekends off or public hlidays
-I don't get paid overtime.
-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
-I work in high temperatures.
-My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely
Penis.
I think this fun site and I love it
Top pic !!!
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started by
andy6461
(10.23.2000 6:24:31 PM EST)
Never seen such a cute "Trunkenbold"
Just great !!!
Stupid!
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started by
mattdood
(10.23.2000 6:13:57 PM EST)
Try not to make it so blatenly obvious that it's fake. Better luck next time.
Pivko
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started by
mischa
(10.23.2000 8:22:58 AM EST)
The Bottle Says Pivko. Pivo means beer in most Slavik Languages, and I think Pivko means like 'Little Beer' or something. Dunno if it's a brand name or what...
I agree with Suicide Tsar - I think they use dead animals for some of these - not sure about this one, but the one with the cat with the cigarette and beer definately looks dead.
mmmm... pizda....
Thats...
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started by
mizike
(10.22.2000 6:13:46 PM EST)
how I sleep at night, with a bottle of nbuko at my side.
I think I'm gonna puke...
How do you pronounce...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.22.2000 5:47:58 PM EST)
...the label? NNNNNNBBBBUKKOOOOO??
yeah, that one was a little too fake...
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started by
SuicideKing
(10.22.2000 1:20:48 AM EST)
the bottle doesn't even look like it was actually in the photo, looks pasted in...plus, they usually use dead animals for those oh-so-cute poses, so they suck! lol
..I'll bet he'd REALLY be drunk if someone had actually opened the bottle!
There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!
First
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started by
estoude1
(10.22.2000 0:01:06 AM EST)
Lame
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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