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Halloween Public Service Message

By: WitchWayDidSheGoPublished: 10/31/2000
 
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    must (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.15.2003 10:22:17 PM EST)

    be used to an automatic...

    what the fuck? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.05.2000 8:07:45 PM EST)

    The witch is either a Rookie or a dumb bitch with a drinking problem.This has got to be the most retarded thing ever seen I personally award it no points and may God have mercy on her soul. Al Gore is a Dick Sucker without a prayer

    How does that saying go? (0 replies)
    started by bjshadow
    (10.31.2000 11:29:33 PM EST)


    Why drink and fly when you can smoke and drive? no...

    ...when it comes to the upcoming election, make the best choice you can make. Don't vote!

    Ride the Log Ride: you WILL get wet!!

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    started by Skoli
    (10.31.2000 10:47:33 AM EST)

    ..You can but one of those at WalMart for twenty bucks...

    and George Bush is a cokehead punk!

    Hate Fuck Kill

    Ha! Pretty good (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (10.31.2000 4:46:43 AM EST)

    That was my voting.

    E-chuta!

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    started by yusaku999
    (10.31.2000 4:26:32 AM EST)

    I don't care. Not the best I've ever seen... Fun for the kiddies though.

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    FIRST (0 replies)  
    started by rose
    (10.31.2000 0:16:25 AM EST)

    that is so damn old and it sucked 5 years ago. Dont waste my time.

    and al gore is an asshole

    just workin da job, boss.

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