"We've had a great weekend here in the land of the enchanted."Bush, referring to New Mexico, "The Land of Enchantment" Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Jobs and Growth in Albuquerque," May 12, 2003
"Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx
#160 One alternative title that had been considered for NBC's hit "Friends" was "Insomnia Cafe".
Yo Mama ...
teeth are is so yellow I can't believe its not butter
Q: What do you call a German tampon? A: a Twatstika.
Isn't that the place
(07.10.2003 5:45:47 PM EST)
right at the top of the baseball stadium where it's perfectly safe for your girlfriend to give you a blow job because no one would be looking? Especially at the Yankee Stadium (or you name it I'm not a fan of the sport)
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