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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/10/2003
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The bars in this town must have a stench and a half.


Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    LMAO@Roger (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.15.2003 3:22:00 PM EST)

    Good reply.

    Love the country, live to pee outside

    Isn't that the place (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.10.2003 5:45:47 PM EST)

    right at the top of the baseball stadium where it's perfectly safe for your girlfriend to give you a blow job because no one would be looking? Especially at the Yankee Stadium (or you name it I'm not a fan of the sport)

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    And the 2nd burper... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (07.10.2003 8:11:22 AM EST)

    is standing in the gassy knoll.

    You'll never ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.10.2003 7:48:51 AM EST)

    see this guy standing next to the Butte Montanna sign.

    that town (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (07.10.2003 0:32:24 AM EST)

    is next to pharter, iowa

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    Uh.......... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.10.2003 0:31:23 AM EST)

    Roger stole the show almost before it started. Ain't no way in hell I could top that comment if you gave me 500 years to try.

    Moving right along now....

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I don't know (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (07.10.2003 0:16:26 AM EST)

    that guy looks more like a swallower to me.

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