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damn
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bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 10:14:44 PM EST)
the beverly hillbillies didnt have it that good
damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 10:13:37 PM EST)
the beverly hillbillies didnt have it that good
not too shabby!
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started by
bigfreakinbear
(06.12.2001 9:52:44 AM EST)
SO, THEY LOADED UP THE TRUCK... AND MOVED TO BEVERLY........... HILLS THAT IS.................. SWIMMIN' POOLS................. bigfreakinbear
Join Me!!!
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started by
thegimper
(09.23.2000 9:44:57 PM EST)
I invite everyone to go in join me in my future country. After my gang and I rid the world of all mullets. We shall be rewarded with enough money to be some island off the coast of Africa. It will be a land of complete nirvana. Where I shall rule and Homer Simpson will be god. Instead of going to church on Sundays we shall watch the Simpsons. Anyone sporting a mullet of any kind on my island or insulting our beer-swiging,lazy,obese, and not to bright god shall be punished by death. All who want to join me leave your name on my fan page and y I should let you join... All who hate me post your name on my fan page and your reason why so I can kill your mullet wearing ass. Keep a look out for further post by me on my progress.
FEAR THE MULLET!!!
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Sheizt!
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started by
Shredz
(08.23.2000 8:38:03 PM EST)
Du bist alles Affen!!!
-Dirty ape man
Etwas neues
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.05.2000 1:49:48 PM EST)
Hi Frank.
Habe es heute gesehen.
Redneck
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started by
stupieboy
(08.04.2000 11:21:25 PM EST)
Who the hell got permission to take a photo of my home????
Ya mite be a redneck
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started by
seanmckay
(08.03.2000 1:14:42 PM EST)
IF YOUR FRIEND BUYS A NEW HOUSE AND YOU GOTTA HELP TAKE THE WHEELS OFF OF IT, YA MITE BE A REDNECK.
Love,Peace & Hair Greez
clinton
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.03.2000 9:47:32 AM EST)
Scumbag slick willys boy hood home.
This is where clinton ficked his mom
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