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Unless I miss my guess,
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started by
kweenbee
(09.01.2002 5:33:09 PM EST)
That's the Grand Patron standing in the back of that truck. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
I suppose......
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started by
tjshere
(09.01.2002 9:04:41 AM EST)
His only option now is to make a new pickup out of wood.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
LOL @ the Grand.
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started by
proverbialchump
(09.01.2002 8:00:49 AM EST)
Hey GP, that will buff right outta there. ha ha ha
Now sing it everybody, "Im a lumberjack and Im ok......
What was the Phone Number
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started by
thegrandpatron
(09.01.2002 7:05:05 AM EST)
for that Dent Puller I saw advertised on TV? I think I can pop that back out.
Well acid
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started by
marvin
(09.01.2002 4:40:39 AM EST)
If a tree that big was falling that close to you what would your reaction be ? LMAO
Bummer
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started by
acidinterval
(09.01.2002 1:48:05 AM EST)
for the truck dude..
but now, why is there a log in your ass?
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