"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Paying $7,000 to $10,000 is a burden for most families, but funeral directors guilt you into spending it. Don't get me started about that.
Oh yeah, I'm opposed to being the main subject too. I going to try to outlive my buddy who is a Mortician. Fuck him!
Is this the one
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roger
(03.01.2002 1:50:43 AM EST)
where the coffin rolls out of the car, down the street, into a drug store and slams agains the counter? The lid opens up and the guy inside pops up. The pharmacist asks, "Can I help you?" The guy replies, yeah, you got something to stop this freaking coffin?
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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