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Cheap Funeral

By: beckdaddyPublished: 03/01/2002
 
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Another way to cut costs, just do it yourself. Well...not yourself if you're the dead guy.

Cheap Funeral

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    LMAO@ROGER....... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.29.2002 2:23:14 AM EST)

    now that was too damn funny.

    Don't Trust Anyone

    I get carried away (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.01.2002 11:39:28 AM EST)

    When I see pics like this. LMAO@Roger

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Not for me. (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (03.01.2002 7:57:16 AM EST)

    I would NEVER get "laid" in the back of that car!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Remember (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.01.2002 7:46:41 AM EST)

    It's not the cough that carries you off it's the coffin they carry you off in !

    I'm opposed to Funerals. (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.01.2002 7:06:41 AM EST)


    Paying $7,000 to $10,000 is a burden for most families, but funeral directors guilt you into spending it. Don't get me started about that.

    Oh yeah, I'm opposed to being the main subject too. I going to try to outlive my buddy who is a Mortician. Fuck him!

    Is this the one (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.01.2002 1:50:43 AM EST)

    where the coffin rolls out of the car, down the street, into a drug store and slams agains the counter? The lid opens up and the guy inside pops up. The pharmacist asks, "Can I help you?" The guy replies, yeah, you got something to stop this freaking coffin?


    Just protecting my sheep

    Hurtin' hearse (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (03.01.2002 1:19:56 AM EST)


    But better than a pine box.

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