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"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." — George Burns
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Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Not for me. started by
misspk
(03.01.2002 7:57:16 AM EST)
I would NEVER get "laid" in the back of that car!
*wink,giggle,blush*
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