"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntoday—I mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003
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Q: Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A: They fought like animals and retained water for fourdays.
Uhmm
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leadj
(05.23.2001 0:44:00 AM EST)
You'll only go down that street once
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friday2k
(05.23.2001 0:33:07 AM EST)
Now that is just great!
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