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Honesty Is The Best Policy
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/25/2000
Finally, someone who tells it like it is when it comes to cellular service.
noone want's that
(0 replies)
started by
JohnnyKatoom
(09.25.2000 3:27:26 PM EST)
just one more way the "man" keeps us down.
honesty
(0 replies)
started by
kenpat
(09.25.2000 2:48:17 PM EST)
is allways the best policy,except when large amounts of money is involved......
mugrump
How True!
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started by
cowgirl
(09.25.2000 1:50:23 PM EST)
Roaming charges suck big time.
satan
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started by
djmajik
(09.25.2000 0:04:16 AM EST)
what if they are getting ass raped in the back seat can they use it then????????
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