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Real Clever Cop

By: somebunnyPublished: 02/10/2006
 
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How many cops does it take to pull over an ostrich? No. Really. I'd seriously like to know.

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    I dont (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.10.2006 5:07:45 PM EST)

    think that he will get it pulled over...

    In these parts of the woods.. (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (02.10.2006 1:27:47 PM EST)

    the guys would rope him down... ;-)

    Cattle ranching cops you could say.

    He'll never stop (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.10.2006 6:20:43 AM EST)


    Those cops obviously don't speak Australian.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (02.10.2006 4:31:37 AM EST)

    LOL Somebunny

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