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Where Can I Find This Sale?

By: SkunkManPublished: 05/04/2001
 
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I'll take a dozen please.

Where Can I Find This Sale?

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damn (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(08.21.2003 10:13:59 PM EST)

I'll take 3 or 4 please

You are all stupid dumbasses (1 reply)
started by sal1981
(05.27.2001 0:21:51 AM EST)

It's Virgin Records idiots! Gee what can possibly cost 12 $ morons?! A friggin CD that's what!

The Prodigy - Firestarter

Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly

Hahaha! (0 replies)
started by kweenbee
(05.05.2001 6:05:06 PM EST)

I don't know, but when you find out, post the location on my fan page.

I know a virgin (0 replies)
started by darkoverlord
(05.05.2001 10:08:24 AM EST)

She's a really ugly third grader.

M.L.King said We shall overcome. Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.

Highly Unlikely. (2 replies)
started by MissPK
(05.05.2001 9:28:12 AM EST)

At that price it has to be recycled! :-)

*wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

You get what you pay for! (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.05.2001 2:23:37 AM EST)

I'll pay the extra dollar for a proven quality product, something that is finely aged and has an impeccable track record.

Is that a REAL virgin... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(05.05.2001 1:22:05 AM EST)


...or just a TECHNICAL virgin?



President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Mother Mary (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(05.04.2001 7:45:14 PM EST)

This sticker came off of skunkman's statue. The one he put up in the front yard, under the old bathtub. Thats the only virgin I know of. (J.K. skunkman)

Every Thing Must Go (1 reply)
started by leadj
(05.04.2001 6:54:51 PM EST)

Some are hairy...some are small.....large or extra small..we have them all.

funny (0 replies)
started by paparoach1
(05.04.2001 4:57:37 PM EST)

but i can explain,i think it came off of a vergin olive oil bottle...although i dont think it costs 11.99

We're going to infest

Still a bargin.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(05.04.2001 10:20:46 AM EST)


....at twice the price!

The Naked Canuck

Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
eriooer (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.04.2001 4:57:19 AM EST)

röhhöhröhörhörhöröörööh

i want one (0 replies)
started by raindrop78
(05.04.2001 1:01:29 AM EST)

where can i get a virgin for 11.99?

Must be 8 years old (0 replies)
started by Roger
(05.04.2001 0:50:25 AM EST)

or ugly. Virgins are hard to find these days.

Good one skunkman, goofballs to you

LET'S ROCK Orgasm Donor

hey... (0 replies)  
started by sweetcandy
(05.04.2001 0:04:31 AM EST)

thats mean.

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