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Football Season

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/12/2000
 
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This might be one of the best jobs in football. Might have to go back to college and be a cheerleader.

Football Season

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    oh (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:43:32 PM EST)

    hell yeah

    fuck (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.14.2000 1:42:18 PM EST)

    sex is the reason for all seasons.

    dinner is served (0 replies)
    started by brucewolcott
    (11.12.2000 11:10:15 PM EST)

    just put your head right in there and eat untill halftime lololhahahahahah

    Obviously... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.12.2000 10:03:15 AM EST)

    being the school photographer isn't a bad gig either.

    Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

    I want to Go (0 replies)
    started by showboat
    (11.12.2000 8:29:39 AM EST)

    Where do I sign up and see beautiful asses, ooops I mean women and hopefully I get the one with no panties on... oooops I slipped and dropped you on my tongue....

    NudistLover

    I wonder... (1 reply)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.12.2000 3:25:14 AM EST)


    How may times do you think he dropped her on his face in practice?

    "Let's try it one more time. I think I got it now."



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    allright (0 replies)
    started by billybobbrew
    (11.12.2000 0:20:32 AM EST)

    i want to join the cheer leaders.

    I THINK YOUR RIGHT (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (11.12.2000 0:07:19 AM EST)

    I`M THERE




    IN SPIRIT ANYWAY

    HELL yeah!!!!! (2 replies)  
    started by mizike
    (11.12.2000 0:06:52 AM EST)

    Are they hiring??

    Want to touch my monkey?

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