"I don't speak ill of anybody in the process here. I think if you went back and looked at my comments, you will see I don't attack." —Bush, in the same interview. (The Washington Post reported on Feb. 20 that the Bush re-election campaign will spend "tens of millions of dollars" on a negative ad campaign focusing on the likely Democratic nominee, Sen. John Kerry.)
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LMAO!!! by
tjshere
(11.12.2000 10:01:25 AM EST)
You are the funniest guy around here, Ollie, nobody cracks me up like you do. Stick around, will ya?
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
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