"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"-Explaining the need for educational accountability in Beaufort, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000
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#101 About half of all Americans are on a diet at any given time.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Q. What's the difference between the Queen Mum and Dudley Moore? A. Three Days
Barbie's college years are bittersweet memories -- especially passing out drunk with panties 'round her ankles in the frat house across the street. Does Mattel make "Hungover Barbie"?
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
i wonder?
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started by
DarkCcret
(09.03.2000 2:59:43 AM EST)
Does Academic Probation Ken come with it, or is he sold seperately?
Just Fear me, Love me, Do what I say, and I will be your slave.
stupid
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started by
donut38
(09.03.2000 2:11:35 AM EST)
some people just have way tooo much time on their
hands to bad they waste it playing with dolls
know what ...
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started by
jgomez11977
(09.03.2000 1:44:46 AM EST)
i almost feel sorry i did this to her. ;)
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