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damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 8:49:17 PM EST)
ho
this is so funny
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started by
sctdvr
(11.20.2000 4:32:05 PM EST)
I Have Been there and done that. I laugh at this because it is soo true
and your point is......
holy shit!
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started by
purplehaze
(11.13.2000 1:59:25 PM EST)
is that a fucking big mac up there? SLUT!
Embryo
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started by
Embryo
(10.22.2000 8:34:07 PM EST)
What a fucking bimbo. Another hog to take home and introduce to Ma.
Yeah right!!!
Her muff must be some rotten ... it's blinding the girl next to her.
again
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started by
johncryer2
(10.08.2000 10:31:26 AM EST)
pic has been around ...someone e'mailed it to me over a year ago...said it was her...lol
Nice!!
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started by
cheeseboy
(09.26.2000 1:20:04 PM EST)
I think her pussy is giving of a nasty smell, and by the looks of it so does her mate!!!
Where are your manners
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started by
Dutchess
(09.25.2000 11:42:00 PM EST)
Ladies are taught to keep there legs crossed, you need a good lesson frm miss manners..........I bet your parents are proud of you.
It never fails
smile
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started by
theo200064
(09.01.2000 1:16:36 AM EST)
they love to see me smile!!!!
cakes and pies, cakes and pies!!!
NOW I KNOW
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started by
outlawdude
(08.31.2000 3:46:13 PM EST)
Thats where the special sauce CUMS from....HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!
Double my sauce please!
us on broad str.
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started by
melissawhaley
(08.30.2000 9:57:43 PM EST)
God help us ! I hope we don't get this shit faced when we go out. HA!HA!:) This will be us on 9th and broad.
melissa whaley
Two questions:
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.14.2000 10:30:04 AM EST)
For an extra 39 cents would you like to super-size your McMuff?
Would you like your McMuff here or to go?
Happy Meal
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started by
AcidInterval
(08.10.2000 4:42:16 AM EST)
A hamburger. A small fries. A small soda. And a BIG TOY!
can i get that to go.. please
Did I just say that outloud?
comment
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started by
biffriprock
(07.19.2000 2:09:03 AM EST)
now thats what I call a happy meal!!!!!
haha
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started by
cspimp
(07.18.2000 0:25:34 AM EST)
as if one wasn't enough...now we've got two....
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.
old
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started by
christina
(07.17.2000 3:29:09 PM EST)
i am sick of looking at this pic it is on every site i go to it was funny at first i though goofball was beter then that
My Goodness!
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started by
misspk
(07.17.2000 9:32:10 AM EST)
Will this ever stop following me? You think you know your friends, Hmmmmph! :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Fries with that?
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started by
ErleZeker
(07.17.2000 7:56:44 AM EST)
You McTuna, hold the fuzz, is ready. Please drive ahead to the sidewalk and we'll deliver it to you
Over-used Photo
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started by
burlingtony
(07.17.2000 5:35:09 AM EST)
She should have this Photo copyrighted---it's been on Goofball a zillion times and everywhere else.
Is that a real number......a zillion ??
MDs?
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started by
sessionrydr
(07.17.2000 0:36:16 AM EST)
where do you get MickeyD's?
deeznutz
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started by
deeznutz
(07.17.2000 0:13:26 AM EST)
i wish she didnt have underware on
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
TAKE-OUT WINDOW
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started by
lkkfmd
(07.17.2000 0:09:59 AM EST)
Hello...hello...your hairburger comes to $2.96, please drive thru to the second window please.
Value Meal #6
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  started by
j1balogh
(07.17.2000 0:08:17 AM EST)
The filet o' fish just doesn't taste right tonight.
The more you drink the cuter I get
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