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Drunk at MickeyD's II

By: JohnnyKatoomPublished: 07/17/2000
 
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Drunk as a skunk and making her parents proud.

Drunk at MickeyD's II

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.13.2003 8:49:17 PM EST)

    ho

    this is so funny (0 replies)
    started by sctdvr
    (11.20.2000 4:32:05 PM EST)

    I Have Been there and done that. I laugh at this because it is soo true

    and your point is......

    holy shit! (0 replies)
    started by purplehaze
    (11.13.2000 1:59:25 PM EST)

    is that a fucking big mac up there? SLUT!

    Embryo (0 replies)
    started by Embryo
    (10.22.2000 8:34:07 PM EST)

    What a fucking bimbo. Another hog to take home and introduce to Ma.
    Yeah right!!!

    Her muff must be some rotten ... it's blinding the girl next to her.

    again (0 replies)
    started by johncryer2
    (10.08.2000 10:31:26 AM EST)

    pic has been around ...someone e'mailed it to me over a year ago...said it was her...lol

    Nice!! (0 replies)
    started by cheeseboy
    (09.26.2000 1:20:04 PM EST)

    I think her pussy is giving of a nasty smell, and by the looks of it so does her mate!!!

    Where are your manners (0 replies)
    started by Dutchess
    (09.25.2000 11:42:00 PM EST)

    Ladies are taught to keep there legs crossed, you need a good lesson frm miss manners..........I bet your parents are proud of you.

    It never fails

    smile (0 replies)
    started by theo200064
    (09.01.2000 1:16:36 AM EST)

    they love to see me smile!!!!

    cakes and pies, cakes and pies!!!

    NOW I KNOW (0 replies)
    started by outlawdude
    (08.31.2000 3:46:13 PM EST)

    Thats where the special sauce CUMS from....HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!

    Double my sauce please!

    us on broad str. (0 replies)
    started by melissawhaley
    (08.30.2000 9:57:43 PM EST)

    God help us ! I hope we don't get this shit faced when we go out. HA!HA!:) This will be us on 9th and broad.

    melissa whaley

    Two questions: (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.14.2000 10:30:04 AM EST)

    For an extra 39 cents would you like to super-size your McMuff?

    Would you like your McMuff here or to go?

    Happy Meal (0 replies)
    started by AcidInterval
    (08.10.2000 4:42:16 AM EST)

    A hamburger. A small fries. A small soda. And a BIG TOY!

    can i get that to go.. please

    Did I just say that outloud?

    comment (0 replies)
    started by biffriprock
    (07.19.2000 2:09:03 AM EST)

    now thats what I call a happy meal!!!!!

    haha (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (07.18.2000 0:25:34 AM EST)

    as if one wasn't enough...now we've got two....

    More beans Mr. Taggert?

    Here's your Filet-o-fish... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.17.2000 10:42:11 PM EST)

    ...You want fries with that?



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.

    old (0 replies)
    started by christina
    (07.17.2000 3:29:09 PM EST)

    i am sick of looking at this pic it is on every site i go to it was funny at first i though goofball was beter then that

    I'll have the..... (0 replies)
    started by SeanMcKay
    (07.17.2000 2:36:31 PM EST)

    I'll have the McMuff, please

    Love,Peace & Hair Greez

    My Goodness! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.17.2000 9:32:10 AM EST)

    Will this ever stop following me? You think you know your friends, Hmmmmph! :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    Fries with that? (0 replies)
    started by ErleZeker
    (07.17.2000 7:56:44 AM EST)

    You McTuna, hold the fuzz, is ready. Please drive ahead to the sidewalk and we'll deliver it to you

    Over-used Photo (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (07.17.2000 5:35:09 AM EST)

    She should have this Photo copyrighted---it's been on Goofball a zillion times and everywhere else.

    Is that a real number......a zillion ??

    MDs? (0 replies)
    started by sessionrydr
    (07.17.2000 0:36:16 AM EST)

    where do you get MickeyD's?


    deeznutz (0 replies)
    started by deeznutz
    (07.17.2000 0:13:26 AM EST)

    i wish she didnt have underware on

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

    TAKE-OUT WINDOW (0 replies)
    started by lkkfmd
    (07.17.2000 0:09:59 AM EST)

    Hello...hello...your hairburger comes to $2.96, please drive thru to the second window please.

    Value Meal #6 (0 replies)  
    started by j1balogh
    (07.17.2000 0:08:17 AM EST)

    The filet o' fish just doesn't taste right tonight.

    The more you drink the cuter I get

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