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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
73 beetle
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mpop
(07.06.2000 7:43:39 PM EST)
my 73 vw had the same dents in the same places
Jane
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js69
(06.30.2000 11:47:11 AM EST)
She is the one that rules the jungle, look out Tarzan!
I like alot of differnt things send me something good.
THAT'S BIG
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md112358
(06.22.2000 6:24:41 PM EST)
SHE FITS IN THAT SHIRT?? BUT ALL JOKEING ASIDE, EVEN IF SHE WAS TO DROP A LOAD RIGHT THERE (I MEAN A BIG LOAD) SHE STILL WOULDN'T LOOSE ANY WEIGHT!!
jeez
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oly
(06.21.2000 5:27:51 AM EST)
how tight do you suppose that ol punny really is
shit!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.18.2000 9:59:19 PM EST)
that's just wrong!!
DAmmn!
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salomon
(06.08.2000 10:13:15 PM EST)
holly crap she is reall fat.
BIGG MAMA
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(06.01.2000 7:59:13 PM EST)
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