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Temperature In Human Terms

By: obiwanPublished: 11/29/2004
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I couldn't express it any better.

Temperature In Human Terms

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    Yeah, And The Sign (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.29.2004 9:50:19 PM EST)

    Guy is going to be out in it too when the boss sees this sign.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    Id say (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.29.2004 7:28:33 PM EST)

    its fucking cold..

    Blanking cold?? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.29.2004 5:58:19 PM EST)

    Check me if I'm wrong, but at 18 below it's just too damn cold to blank.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I'll bet ......... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.29.2004 11:07:32 AM EST)

    they've got some cold cash.

    Oh shit (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.29.2004 0:37:56 AM EST)

    When the Canadians see this we're really gonna hear about it.

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