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AHAHA poor bastid
(0 replies)
started by
antman
(08.31.2000 5:52:51 AM EST)
Serves em right! dont know why exactly.
that's wrong
(0 replies)
started by
rook30505
(08.30.2000 2:03:06 PM EST)
"Hey guys,we're kinda in the middle of something"
Spank my ass!
Bastards
(0 replies)
started by
bandt311
(08.23.2000 6:29:21 PM EST)
hey baby you feel a draft coming in??
caught
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.02.2000 4:48:04 PM EST)
hi
your gay
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.01.2000 8:57:32 PM EST)
your still gay
damn
(0 replies)
started by
thedude10
(07.25.2000 6:47:52 PM EST)
I wonder if either got to come!!
wow
(0 replies)
started by
kenpat
(07.19.2000 6:46:15 PM EST)
everyones doin it.....
mugrump
sux
(0 replies)
started by
TomFlock
(07.17.2000 2:42:20 PM EST)
that must suck
Yea
Hey I want to finnish
(0 replies)
started by
vfstab
(07.17.2000 11:04:04 AM EST)
Okay jokes over get out so I can shoot my load !!!
Against stupidity even the gods battle in vain
Hey I want to finnish
(0 replies)
started by
vfstab
(07.17.2000 11:03:37 AM EST)
Okay jokes over get out so I can shoot my load !!!
Against stupidity even the gods battle in vain
memories
(1 reply)
started by
hawthornk
(07.15.2000 7:31:45 PM EST)
this happened to me twice,we did not stop either
LOL
(0 replies)
started by
gatorqb7
(07.15.2000 3:41:43 PM EST)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
?
(0 replies)
started by
chrismoeller
(07.15.2000 2:56:24 PM EST)
Where's the fuckin picture?
this is crazy
(0 replies)
started by
eyes2die4dp
(07.07.2000 3:30:11 PM EST)
look mom this is what we do while your away LOL
dangerous dave
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 4:55:27 PM EST)
bite me
Pulled Out
(0 replies)
started by
CharlieNGeorgia
(06.27.2000 10:47:59 PM EST)
i wander if when he pulled out her coot made that cool shhhhhhhllllllllloooooooooooop sound.....just curious
Southern Gentleman way down south in Dixie.
got beer
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started by
trucker
(06.26.2000 8:54:04 PM EST)
hay pal pass the bud
bite me hard o baby ooo
He's thinking........
(1 reply)
started by
JSnover
(06.25.2000 12:42:31 PM EST)
"This is gonna take forever if these guys keep laughing."
Just let your hands float over the controls... as if you're stoned.
nasty but fuuny
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.20.2000 4:09:13 PM EST)
i think that is nasty but halarious...i think you should have locked the door...i wouldn't want anyone runing the moment but i don't want anyone seening me my naked butt or anything...thats just a bit nasty...lol haha
??????????
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  started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.10.2000 7:35:34 AM EST)
how many times has this happen to you.......be honest
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