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is so short she can play handball on the curb.
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Im tired of it.
(06.29.2003 3:15:06 AM EST)
Im tired of recieving all this crappy junk mail. I think im going to wipe my a$$ with it.
(06.29.2003 0:42:51 AM EST)
That would be perfect for work because everything they send you, you might as well wipe your ass with it.
(06.29.2003 0:27:48 AM EST)
I know I'm a shitty typist, but I'd rather it not be quite so literal. Besides, I'd prefer to save the paper for the job at.......uh...hand.
Truly bizarre! ^5, boss.
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