"I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? … How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it." -George W. Bush, in an interview with the Washington Post, March 9, 2001
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... is so fat, She sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
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Im tired of it.
(06.29.2003 3:15:06 AM EST)
Im tired of recieving all this crappy junk mail. I think im going to wipe my a$$ with it.
(06.29.2003 0:42:51 AM EST)
That would be perfect for work because everything they send you, you might as well wipe your ass with it.
(06.29.2003 0:27:48 AM EST)
I know I'm a shitty typist, but I'd rather it not be quite so literal. Besides, I'd prefer to save the paper for the job at.......uh...hand.
Truly bizarre! ^5, boss.
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