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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.29.2004 7:26:51 PM EST)

    wonder how many used ones they sell

    OMG!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.29.2004 6:07:40 PM EST)

    Waaaaa hahahahahaha!

    How would you know which side had the lubricant and which side had.........uh, never mind.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO! (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.29.2004 3:53:48 PM EST)

    Well, if they were used by TJ, we know at least they're not stretched out.
    They couldn't have been used by Grand Patron, we know he doesn't get sex 36 times!
    They COULD be mine, since they wouldn't be stretched out, either, and after all, with my vascectomy, you know nobody's getting pregnant with em!
    critic, you sellin your old trojanz on ebay?!

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    Just ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.29.2004 11:06:48 AM EST)

    turn them inside out and shake the f$ck out of them.

    Damn (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.29.2004 0:41:04 AM EST)

    I wonder who they were used by?

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