"What is life choices about?"—Bush, speaking to student athletes Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Welcomes NCAA Champs," Feb. 24, 2003
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"Half our live is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed though life trying to save." — Will Rogers
Snapple Facts
#167 You have to play ping-pong for 12 hours to lose one pound.
Yo Mama ...
is so cross-eyed, when she went to the movies she thought she was seein' a double feature.
One Liners
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano? A: An infected pussy on your organ.
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
She's probably staring at the swimming pool and wondering what in the hell it is.
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