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Nice Utters

By: rogerPublished: 09/17/1999
 
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I wish I was a farmer. Or still breast feeding.

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    started by johnhendzel
    (11.25.2000 11:41:30 PM EST)

    WHERE'S THE TAIL

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    started by gilliedakid
    (10.06.2000 7:12:02 PM EST)

    this bullshit shouldnt be uncensored

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    (08.31.2000 12:41:45 PM EST)

    I got some milk.

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    That's that tennis player, Anna Kournikova!!

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    Always wondered what they looked like skinned!!!!

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    I think is Anna Kornikova.

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    It looks kind of like Anna Kournikova....

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    Where does she graze is all I want to know.

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    THIS ROGER GUY IS A TOTAL FAGGOT

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    but I see no milk

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    Anna Kournikova?

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