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Corporate Washroom
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/21/2000
Talk about management crapping all over their employees. I think I used to work at this company.
(Ok - that was a sick comment; but someone had to say it ;)
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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taizi
(08.21.2000 8:37:01 AM EST)
Is this what they mean when the management put all the SHIT and the employees have to PICk it up?
If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a great idea!
shit
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started by
deeznutz
(08.21.2000 1:10:00 AM EST)
i hate it for u
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
COOL!
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started by
seanmckay
(08.21.2000 0:26:11 AM EST)
Puts the term "Being shit on" in a whole new light.
Love,Peace & Hair Greez
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started by
fire5519
(08.21.2000 0:11:27 AM EST)
upper management stinks
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