"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that." Bush, speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
"We anticipate a global world-maket with place for perhaps five computers." Tom Watson, IBM 1949
#188 Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.
Yo Mama ...
referees bar fights without a shirt on.
Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
but she won't be eating it long, I've got some tube steak for her... and I'll take over on the dessert.
I don't know
(07.09.2003 0:19:31 AM EST)
if it's his kind of dessert then why is she eating it?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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Mary Tyler Moore was banished from the Ed Sullivan Show after her first appearance. Her crime was insisting on lip-syncing a song she was to perform; a Sullivan taboo. Source: "American Heritage" magazine