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A Chocolate Chick Sundae

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/09/2003
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Now this is my kind of dessert.

A Chocolate Chick Sundae

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    She's so ugly... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (07.09.2003 5:01:22 PM EST)

    you'd have to spoon her.

    I hope that's not (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.09.2003 4:03:01 PM EST)

    creme cheese

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    With a tongue that long (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.09.2003 7:35:40 AM EST)

    she could give TJ a Blow Job and never let it touch her lips.

    I suppose..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.09.2003 1:32:23 AM EST)

    It would be quite tasty, but it would be a bit more appetizing if lady didn't look like a dude.

    Sing it, Steven!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Good point Simon (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.09.2003 1:25:46 AM EST)

    but she won't be eating it long, I've got some tube steak for her... and I'll take over on the dessert.

    I don't know (0 replies)  
    started by simonsez
    (07.09.2003 0:19:31 AM EST)

    if it's his kind of dessert then why is she eating it?

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