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Stop, Wait, Don't Shoot!

By: PhantomPublished: 06/27/1999
 
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f you think Santa doesn't have bad days, then guess again.

Stop,  Wait,  Don't Shoot!

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    Title: Breaking and entering
    By: kweenbee
    Date: 02.21.2002 10:07 PM EST

    Will do that to you










    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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