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Stop, Wait, Don't Shoot!

By: PhantomPublished: 06/27/1999
 
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f you think Santa doesn't have bad days, then guess again.

Stop,  Wait,  Don't Shoot!

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    Title: WOW
    By: boringjob
    Date: 08.24.2000 4:17 PM EST

    HEY - I'm first !! Even if Santa is dead - I'M FIRST !!!!

    d'oh

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    HEY - I'm first !! Even if Santa is dead - I'M FIRST !!!!

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