When Anacondas Attack!
By: yoursoulmagnet	Published: 06/27/2000
Three locals hunting in a Brazil forest woke up to find one of their men missing. While the remaining two men searched for the third, they came across the below anaconda -- with a huge lump inside of it. Their friend had been swallowed in one piece by a 17-foot anaconda. Doesn't look like the most comfortable way to go now does it... Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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damn (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (08.12.2003 8:59:21 PM EST) he got one

Get your snakes right.. (0 replies) started by Slimjim151 (12.22.2000 6:38:52 PM EST) The picture shows a Reticulated Python, not an Anaconda. Furthermore a 17ft snake is incapable of consuming an adult human, but would be capabile of eating a human child. Reticulated pythons are not native to South America but are a Southeast Asian species. You should do some research before posting your ignorance to the world.

Why did They kill it??? (0 replies) started by Cristina78 (11.10.2000 3:24:41 AM EST) The dude was dead anyways!! Besides, if you jump on someones (or something) plate dont expect not to get eaten... "People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"

BIG TIME BULL SHITA (0 replies) started by nikos (08.07.2000 6:04:13 PM EST) I agree with the guy below me, thats bull shit. I saw that documentary an A & E too.

Bull shit! (0 replies) started by trawets (07.25.2000 2:18:02 PM EST) This is so f***'n fake i seen that snake on an A+E documenatry and it was a damn pig or hog or something and if you look closely to the 3 pictures the markings on the snake are not the same as the above 2 pictures, You guys are bunch of GOOMBA'S

gulp yum infantry i love em (0 replies) started by crochcricket (07.14.2000 9:58:56 AM EST) another marine falls

Looks as if.. (0 replies) started by spankboy (07.10.2000 8:03:46 AM EST) he disagreed with something that ate him. ...and now, I shall masturbate.

u ppl BLOW!!!!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.03.2000 0:34:06 AM EST) that anaconda thingy sucks major ass that would scare small children

hahahah (0 replies) started by spyrewolf (06.28.2000 8:35:36 AM EST) guess they didn't load for me then hey bingo yeah they're the nasties i was talkin about spyre

digestion problems (0 replies) started by spyrewolf (06.28.2000 8:33:59 AM EST) you guys think that is bad, go to rotten.com, they got pic's of the dead dude inside (but oustide) real nasty spyre

Ive told the a thousand times (0 replies) started by johnson12in (06.27.2000 11:52:08 PM EST) if your into beastiality, do it with a nice animal, like a koala or a sheep. But not an anaconda!! Sure it seems nice when she deep throating ya, but the next thing ya know shes literaly gettin a peice of your ass wassap mofo's!!!!??? Dont screw w/ me im friggen crazy!!! Arrrrgghhhh!! buwahahaha!!!

yucky (0 replies) started by TinaP (06.27.2000 11:32:09 PM EST) Is that a person in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

wrong snake (0 replies) started by Syxx (06.27.2000 5:19:43 PM EST) that is no anaconda they are green with black circle spots yall need to know what yall are putting up there before yall do it could poss. be a african rock python or something but i know its no anaconda so get the story straight anyone who knows about snakes would agree

INCONSISTENT (0 replies) started by mnova99 (06.27.2000 3:46:18 PM EST) Notice how the last picture is different. First it is not in the same setting, the film quality is different and most importantly the pattern on the snake's skin is different too.

IM HEAR TO LAUGH (0 replies) started by shorty (06.27.2000 11:16:27 AM EST) DOES ANYONE KNOW A BETTER WEB SIT E I COULD GO TO THAT IS ACTUALLY FUCKING FUNNY,, REPLY TO ME ON MY FAN PAGE Shorty

Fake like spam (0 replies) started by dingo (06.27.2000 3:28:17 AM EST) nono thats not real it's just a ul they debunk it here at www.snopes.com yup uh huh

HAHAHAHAHAHA (0 replies) started by DoubleBubble (06.27.2000 2:18:41 AM EST) Oh wait...that's not even a little bit funny. Really, guys, maybe you should at least say "This one's disturbing and graphic." What do you think?

sweet Jesus! (0 replies) started by Albatros (06.27.2000 2:02:52 AM EST) Oh My dear lord! is that real?! that would suck.. get up in the middle of the night.. go outside to take a leak and then the next thing you know your getting digested by a 17 foot long snake! as sick as that was, i'd actually like to see that snake swallow that guy! talk about a big mouth! did you see the size of that bulge? now thats nasty!

Wow (0 replies)   started by WhiteHorse (06.27.2000 1:11:00 AM EST) Wow

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