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Daisy Duke
(1 reply)
started by
thejudgerules
(01.22.2001 2:31:05 AM EST)
Where would you put Daisy Duke in that thing? Her ass would be cold on the gear shifter.
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW!
thejudgerules
Nice pic Rog...
(0 replies)
started by
dave3236
(01.22.2001 0:58:07 AM EST)
Is that your truck they pulled over?
Superdave
WELL I AM A CHEVY GUY
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started by
donut38
(01.21.2001 11:54:26 PM EST)
BUT I DON`T THINK THAT JUMPING THE CREEK IN CORVETTE IS A GOOD IDEA
FIBERGLASS FOR A HUNDRED YARDS ON THE OTHER SIDE IF YOU GET MY DRIFT
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