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A Sign From Above

By: deathskullPublished: 05/06/2001
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Jesus died for our... donuts? Well thank you lord!

A Sign From Above

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.21.2003 10:12:31 PM EST)

    dunkin donuts...

    Yea! (0 replies)
    started by Catman2001
    (05.12.2001 6:47:24 PM EST)


    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head.

    Something about cops... (0 replies)
    started by seaweedy
    (05.06.2001 8:22:20 PM EST)

    This definitely has a deep meaning where cops are concerned, but I haven't figured it out yet....

    Ancient (0 replies)
    started by bosox1
    (05.06.2001 2:58:49 PM EST)

    Exactly how far back in time are we traveling for these things??

    bababooey y'all

    pretty funny (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (05.06.2001 12:16:45 PM EST)

    but i think i have seen it b4

    We're going to infest

    glaze the lord (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (05.06.2001 9:24:39 AM EST)

    You may give your soul to Jesus, but your ass belongs to Dunkin Donuts! Glaze the Lord.

    Dunkin' Dognuts are fine (0 replies)
    started by cheeseball
    (05.06.2001 5:44:45 AM EST)

    But Kryspy Cream Donuts, fresh and hot are the best! To Die For!

    Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

    Praise the Lord because... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (05.06.2001 3:04:34 AM EST)

    Dunkin' Donuts are "sin"fully delicious!

    To The Goofball Web Operaters (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.06.2001 2:36:50 AM EST)

    You must be hurting for jokes and pics because your shit ain't funny anymore. You are real losers.

    LMAO @ Craven's comment (0 replies)
    started by Roger
    (05.06.2001 0:46:09 AM EST)

    How true that is craven and I bet they were still there when he left. hahaha

    LET'S ROCK Orgasm Donor

    He had to still wait in line (0 replies)  
    started by cravenmorehead
    (05.06.2001 0:24:07 AM EST)

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