"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
"Because she is too d@#* ugly to kiss goodbye." Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips.
#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head.
Something about cops...
(05.06.2001 8:22:20 PM EST)
This definitely has a deep meaning where cops are concerned, but I haven't figured it out yet....
(05.06.2001 2:58:49 PM EST)
Exactly how far back in time are we traveling for these things??
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