"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs. them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there."-Iowa Western Community College, Jan 21, 2000
"No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink." G.K. Chesterton
#108 Licking a stamp burns 10 calories.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
Q. What's the difference between hobos & homos? A. Hobos have no friends, and homos have friends coming out their ass.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head.
Something about cops...
(05.06.2001 8:22:20 PM EST)
This definitely has a deep meaning where cops are concerned, but I haven't figured it out yet....
(05.06.2001 2:58:49 PM EST)
Exactly how far back in time are we traveling for these things??
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