"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." A. Whitney Brown
#183 The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.
Yo Mama ...
teeth are is so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces? A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head.
Something about cops...
(05.06.2001 8:22:20 PM EST)
This definitely has a deep meaning where cops are concerned, but I haven't figured it out yet....
(05.06.2001 2:58:49 PM EST)
Exactly how far back in time are we traveling for these things??
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