"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started, but nevertheless it happened as we showed up here."Bush, in the same interview, discussing the economy
"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are." Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.
Yo Mama ...
is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head.
Something about cops...
(05.06.2001 8:22:20 PM EST)
This definitely has a deep meaning where cops are concerned, but I haven't figured it out yet....
(05.06.2001 2:58:49 PM EST)
Exactly how far back in time are we traveling for these things??
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