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damn
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bigjohn2
(08.21.2003 10:12:31 PM EST)
dunkin donuts...
Yea!
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Catman2001
(05.12.2001 6:47:24 PM EST)
Sa-weet!
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head.
Something about cops...
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started by
seaweedy
(05.06.2001 8:22:20 PM EST)
This definitely has a deep meaning where cops are concerned, but I haven't figured it out yet....
Ancient
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started by
bosox1
(05.06.2001 2:58:49 PM EST)
Exactly how far back in time are we traveling for these things??
bababooey y'all
pretty funny
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started by
paparoach1
(05.06.2001 12:16:45 PM EST)
but i think i have seen it b4
We're going to infest
glaze the lord
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started by
proverbialchump
(05.06.2001 9:24:39 AM EST)
You may give your soul to Jesus, but your ass belongs to Dunkin Donuts! Glaze the Lord.
Dunkin' Dognuts are fine
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started by
cheeseball
(05.06.2001 5:44:45 AM EST)
But Kryspy Cream Donuts, fresh and hot are the best! To Die For!
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.06.2001 2:36:50 AM EST)
You must be hurting for jokes and pics because your shit ain't funny anymore. You are real losers.
LMAO @ Craven's comment
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Roger
(05.06.2001 0:46:09 AM EST)
How true that is craven and I bet they were still there when he left. hahaha
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