"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly theprescription ran out." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#209 The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,061 lbs.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
One Liners
Q: What's the height of conceit? A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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